Netwave’s Christmas Vacation

By December 22, 2017Netwave News

Everyone’s asking about how our close our Netwave Christmas Vacation card matched the original. Well, let us know how we did and which one was the closest to the original.

“I hope he falls and breaks his neck.”
“Oh, I’m sure he’ll fall. But I don’t think we’re lucky enough for him to break his neck.”

“250 strands of lights, 100 individual bulbs per strand, for a grand total of 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights.”

“Merry Christmas! Sh*tter was full!”

“What’s that sounds? It’s a funny, squeaky sound.”


“Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?”

“It’s the Christmas star, and that’s all that matters tonight. Not bonuses, or gifts, or turkeys or trees. See kids, it means something different to everybody, and now I know what it means to me.”